We are not a bed-and-breakfast until we have a bedtime story to tell to one of our guests. I know this because I was in the middle of a conversation with my wife, who was lying in bed all the time. She told me what her husband had just said, and I just didn’t know what to do.
What actually happened is that my wife told me, while looking at my watch, “I’m just putting on my PJs.” I replied, “Well, honey, that’s not a good idea.” This is a pretty good example of lying that is a little bit complicated and a little bit more complex than it probably should be.
When your spouse says, “Uh, you know, I don’t know what my husband’s gonna do.” Well, that’s just plain dumb. The truth is, we all know something is not pretty, something should be. The truth is, people lie about things and their wives. And the truth is, they don’t know, and they don’t like that.
I think its important to distinguish two types of lying: a simple sort of lying and a complicated sort of lying. Simple lying is the sort of lying that comes naturally to most of us. Its easy to get into bed with someone, and its easy to say, well, you know, we are gonna make love and then make love again. Its easy to lie about this and that and the other thing. Simple lies are the kind of lies most of us do all the time.
This is the kind of lying that can get you in trouble in the courtroom. This is the kind of lying that can get you in trouble in the courtroom. This type of lying is the basis of most serious crimes today. I can’t talk about them here, because they’re too serious, but let me tell you about a case that was recently reviewed by the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals.
It was a case involving a man named David Siegel. David was an attorney who was convicted of tax evasion for having claimed on his taxes that he was going to visit a friend in Florida. Although he never did, he was convicted on the basis of these lies because he failed to keep several important documents with him.
David filed a motion in his criminal case to be allowed to submit a sworn statement about these lies. He claimed that he was going to visit his friend but never did. He also claimed that he didn’t have any documents to prove he had. He never produced the documents, and he never told the truth about any of this. The court had to decide if David’s lies were enough to get him convicted. Of course, they were guilty, which is why they were convicted.
I think this is the most important point to understand about lying. While telling the truth is always a good thing, lying to someone can be just as bad. Just as you can lie to your wife and tell her you love her, and she will still believe you, lying to your friend or family member can put you in the same situation. A liar can lie to anyone.
How do liars learn to lie? They don’t. Just as you don’t learn how to ride a bike by watching YouTube videos or playing video games, lying comes from practice. It comes from experience. And like all other things, practice makes perfect.
There is no such thing as the perfect lie, they just get better with time. You dont really learn how to lie because you have to practice or it wont stick. The only way to learn is to lie, thats why practice makes perfect. Lie to your friends and family to get them to believe you and to get them to like you. But more important than that, lie to yourself in order to get on track.
